"Racing has taken me to places I once could only dream about ... Mumbai is one of these places." - Mick Goss, Summerhill Stud
For the second consecutive week, The Griffin focuses on a foreign experience, this time at the world's premier multinational racing talkfest, the 36th Asian Racing Conference (ARC) in Mumbai.
The ARC is held every 18 months to two years, each time in a different member country of the Asian Racing Federation (ARF). The last was in Hong Kong in May 2014, the next is slated for South Korea in 2018. This year, it was India's turn.
It is far from perfect - too many administrators stuck in prehistoric times, plenty of backslapping, too few trainer, owner, jockey or punter representatives. But it is also a conflagration of ideas, a chance to gain an understanding of how racing operates abroad and an insight into the challenges and changes in the years ahead.
For a young journalist, it provided an in-depth education on key issues, although at times there were more questions than answers.
Sitting on the tarmac at Mumbai airport, with nothing better to do, what better time to reflect on the Mumbai experience.
MONDAY
Already a debacle within an hour of arriving in India's largest city. Self-funded, I am relegated to a hotel down the road from the conference, which the driver, five times, assures me he knows. He drops me at the wrong hotel, far removed from the beaten track. Now, I'm an extra in Slumdog Millionaire and the only transport to the correct hotel is a cab straight out of the 1950s. With no air conditioning, an engine on its last legs and a creaky chassis, it limps to the destination, then probably lumbers off to wherever taxis die. The driver almost dies, too, shocked when I hand over double the 100 rupee fare - about US$1.46.
Mumbai is a city of extremes. Poverty exists everywhere, punctuated by occasional wealth. All stereotypes are based in reality - otherwise, how does it become a stereotype? - but it has never been more true than with India.
Cricket a cult? Tick. Cows walking along highways? Tick. Semi-organised chaos? Tick. Bollywood, curries, slums? Tick, tick, tick.
TUESDAY
An early morning walk, a taste of Mumbai away from the conference cocoon. Danger at every corner, and not just from drivers with no concept of road rules.
It is Australia Day, an opportunity to show national pride and to endear myself to the locals by donning my Australian cricket shirt.
Bad decision.
January 26 is also India's Republic Day and the two countries will go to war on the cricket pitch in Adelaide later that day. And with Indian fans reeling after an Australian thrashing in a one-day series, there were jeers, tears and smears. A group of kids, coexisting with cars on a main road as they played their national sport, looked heartbroken.
The first day of the ARC featured seminars on wagering, breeding and emerging industries. Big lesson? The figures comparing Hong Kong's legal and illegal turnover on horse racing - US$13.8 billion to US$12.8 billion. It is a frightening analysis as illegal money burgeons.
Asian Racing Conference begins in Mumbai. HKJC CEO Winfried Engelbrecht-Bresges presents about wagering #ARC2016 pic.twitter.com/D1avOxOJd7
— Andrew Hawkins (@AndrewNJHawkins) January 26, 2016
Yamanobe: Japan now 3rd most prominent country in world rankings. So how has that been achieved in 30 yrs? #ARC2016 pic.twitter.com/QioO9ienVA
— Andrew Hawkins (@AndrewNJHawkins) January 26, 2016
Snapshot of Turkish racing #ARC2016 pic.twitter.com/Mn3xQG53qc
— Andrew Hawkins (@AndrewNJHawkins) January 26, 2016
A search for a curry should have been easy, especially at a joint named India Jones. Wrong. It must be the only restaurant in Mumbai without a curry in sight - plenty of authentic Chinese, though.
WEDNESDAY
The first session is important to The Griffin, focusing on racing media in the 21st century. Twitter is the buzzword.
No one else was tweeting about the ARC on Tuesday, so our hashtag - #ARC2016 - is adopted officially.
Probably the best overall dialogue I've heard about racing media, new media, etc. in a racing conference #ARC2016 @Arc2016Mumbai
— Pat Cummings (@PatCummingsHK) January 27, 2016
After strong presentations from the ABC's Debbie Spillane and Channel 4's Jim Ramsey among others, moderator David Eades asked the 600 delegates, how many are on Twitter? A rough estimate: between 40 and 50 per cent. But when the BBC presenter followed up by asking how many were regulars, it dropped to between 5 and 10 per cent.
These are the people running racing, the people we trust to take the game forward. Yet the majority cannot grasp a tool that has already sparked a racing revolution in the space of seven or eight years.
.@DebSpillane: Live sport, Twitter made for each other. The virtual grandstand. Bought first share in a racehorse thanks to Twitter #ARC2016
— Andrew Hawkins (@AndrewNJHawkins) January 27, 2016
A powerful rebuttal was made by the Racing Post's Howard Wright, though, who said that Twitter has played a role in undermining the authenticity and credibility of journalists.
The session also brought one of the ARC's most controversial comments, and not even from a panellist - Racing.com director Greg Nichols arguing the quality of Australian racing journalism is "abysmal".
Greg Nicholls declares level of horse racing journalism in Australia as abysmal #ARC2016
— Johnno Spence (@JSCSport) January 27, 2016
As soon as the session broke up, an elderly administrator approached me. The accent was familiar, recognisably Australian, the sentiment from a bygone era: "You are the one they were talking about with twittering, yes? Forgive me, Mr Hawkins, but is it not rude to be twittering while people are talking? Surely you should be giving them your full attention? I'm sure no one will care, anyway, because those that care are here. That world is full of idiots with no clue, they are irrelevant to what we are talking about here."
If only I had managed to catch his name.
Copped a spray at #ARC2016 lunch for using Twitter. "It's irrelevant, rude, no bearing on racing, only idiots tweeting!" Outdated thinking.
— Andrew Hawkins (@AndrewNJHawkins) January 27, 2016
Sessions followed about marketing, international horse movement and the art of handicapping and programming, but the administrator's viewpoint festered as the day wore on.
Cheung: Using virtual reality to create a new experience for fans is important to @HKJC_Racing #ARC2016 pic.twitter.com/tE3doGzeaA
— Andrew Hawkins (@AndrewNJHawkins) January 27, 2016
The ignorance was washed away by a traditional Parsi dinner at Mahalaxmi racecourse - an odd collection of 14 random dishes, served on a banana leaf.
Cultural night at the #ARC2016 - dance acts and dress up at Mahalaxmi racecourse. Putting headgear on us! @chapeauxx pic.twitter.com/Gmvcuoq9Cg
— Andrew Hawkins (@AndrewNJHawkins) January 27, 2016
THURSDAY
Security is ubiquitous in Mumbai. Every time a guest enters any hotel, there are body scans and bag checks - it becomes tiresome very quickly. A full body pat down when entering Starbucks to buy a coffee seems a tad extreme.
But a simple memorial, backing out onto the Arabian Sea, sits outside the media room. The Oberoi Trident, host of the ARC, was attacked by terrorists in 2008 - 30 people died at the hotel, among 164 across the city. Heightened security doesn't seem so bad anymore.
Outside the #ARC2016 media room at the Oberoi Trident - a memorial to those killed in the 2008 Mumbai attacks pic.twitter.com/I41RjNWeLJ
— Andrew Hawkins (@AndrewNJHawkins) January 26, 2016
Sessions on drug-free racing, the Chinese racing industry, illegal gambling and the ambiguous "fresh angles" brought business to a close. These were some of the most intense sessions, sparking plenty of debate.
Some scathing and extraordinary comments from Terry Henderson about attitudes in Australian racing, particularly trainers #ARC2016
— Andrew Hawkins (@AndrewNJHawkins) January 28, 2016
Cheung: Seeing 3rd wave of racecourse investment in China currently. Also new mainland owners, but those owners becoming organisers #ARC2016
— Andrew Hawkins (@AndrewNJHawkins) January 28, 2016
.@Timcmb: Citibet capturing Betfair market share on Australian racing. One example - Citibet 10:1 Betfair #ARC2016 pic.twitter.com/3bHCHrLzKN
— Andrew Hawkins (@AndrewNJHawkins) January 28, 2016
As for the ARC itself, the curtain came down with a Bollywood spectacular at Mahalaxmi, featuring Octopussy actor Kabir Bedi and composer Shankar Mahadevan, a majority of his set praising the elephant god Ganesh.
FRIDAY
The Mumbai experience is over, the hospitality top-notch, the Indian people so welcoming.
That is, until overzealous airport security label me a "man of suspicious character".
Apparently, keys in luggage are a big no-no in India, their scanners instead detecting an explosive device.
After explanation, argument and an unnecessarily long search, and satisfied a keyboard was my only weapon, they released me with a grin and a sledge towards Australian cricket captain Steve Smith.
India.
As this flight takes me home and Mumbai drifts into the distance, a polluted speck on the horizon, I think of the words of Mick Goss and smile - I am privileged to travel the world for a sport I love.