You snooze, you lose: How to get the best Sevens seat in the house
Sevens 6am sleepwalkers prove that Zombies really do exist: here are the secrets to getting the prime positions
Denial. Anger. Bargaining. Acceptance. These are the four stages of waking up.
There’s no way around it. No way to sugarcoat it. The best way to get the best seat at the Sevens is to get there early. (However for a very small and barking mad handful, that does not necessarily mean getting up early.)
There are four divergent, discordant groups who unanimously agree to this.
They’ve done it year in, year out. And they know all the tricks, such as leaving your South China Morning Post on the back of your chair – or spread across a row of seats (The early birds know better than to worm their way out of decent manners and good seat etiquette. Respect for fellow sevens somnambulists – aka sleepwalkers – reigns. )
These Sevens subcultures co-exist with happiness and even humour – if such a thing can exist before sunrise. Such is the esprit de corps that is unique to the Hong Kong Sevens.
Group One: The Fervent Fijian Fans and Cool as Cucumber Cook Island Fans, and other assorted South Pacific Island Groups.