Inevitably, the attractions run the gamut of the usual suspects, from the Avenue of Star [sic] to Tai O, which a particularly waggish guidebook writer once dubbed “The Venice of Hong Kong”.

If you’re thinking about exploring some new ground in the city, rather than taking the game’s picks as gospel give the dice a rattle and then, wherever you land, veer off to somewhere less busy and more interesting.

Nothing’s changed as far as starting at Go is concerned, although the game’s conception of a “consumption voucher” is a not-too-shabby 2 million Monopoly dollars (M$) each time you pass.

The summit is off-limits, but assuming there’s no cloud about, up here it’s not unlike being aboard a drone, with soaring vistas in every direction. Sad to say, the wild tea plants that used to flourish here have pretty much been picked clean.

Throw again: 6 – skip past the swingeing M$2 million income tax levy, land on Chance, and then throw a 1 and hit Pedder Street (M$1 million).

It’s hard to conceive of a less inspiring spot, featuring little more than banks and shopping malls. However, a couple of hundred metres away, Li Yuen Streets East and West have somehow survived the relentless march of progress, and are packed with stalls and hole-in-the wall boutiques that – unusually for a city centre – shout character at full volume.

Tourist tat is at a minimum and there are some useful artisans who’ll fix a watch or restring a pearl necklace. Long may they thrive.

Third throw: a 5 bypasses that simian character staring out from behind the jail’s bars and arrives at the Space Museum (M$1.4 million). Clever as this igloo was in 1980, when it opened, it now feels past it.

Take heart, for more or less next door, with fewer bells and whistles but with nearly 19,000 items in its tender care is the Museum of Art. A HK$400 million (US$51 million) renovation programme (just before Covid struck) ensured the museum is now punching above its weight, with a host of galleries and a constant round of intriguing exhibitions.

Admission, rather amazingly, is free to almost the entire site.

Shake the dice once again: another 5. Oh, dear, it’s SoHo (M$1.8 million). If anywhere summed up the havoc wreaked by the events of the past few years, it’s the closed premises, peeling property agents’ adverts and general air of dilapidation along and around Elgin Street and South Of Hollywood Road.

No matter; head west a short way and, in the environs of Blake Garden, a whole new and rather hip area is emerging from its very metropolitan chrysalis, with smart eateries, one-off galleries, coffee bars and the like growing up rather as SoHo once did back in the 1990s.

Next, a 2: pause to consider the anomaly that is Free Parking – a rarity in any major city in the world and a complete myth in Hong Kong, where somewhere to cool your wheels can cost HK$10 million or more.

The dice falls showing 3 – and it’s Pottinger Street (M$2.2 million), whose gimcrack stalls at its lower end act as a sort of alfresco almanac. Spooky Halloween gear? It must be October. Rugger stuff? The Rugby Sevens are coming up. Jingling bells? Christmas looms.

Much more edifying entertainment lies at the top of the street, where (though it’s not exactly a secret) the one-time Central police station has been given the stardust treatment and now rejoices as the art and leisure mecca called Tai Kwun.

No doubt the property developers who had their eyes on this profitable plot are gnashing their dentures. Everybody else is cheering.

Rattle, rattle – a 3 again. Canton Road (M$2.6 million). Fine if your idea of fun is high-priced, high-end boutiques and snarling one-way traffic. Not much good for anything else.

The solution is to scurry towards Nathan Road, and immerse yourself in the former army barracks that is now Kowloon Park, a 13-hectare lung in the heart of Tsim Sha Tsui. Wander about the maze, chill with the flamingos, saunter through the Chinese Garden.

Best of all are the dozen or so Chinese banyan trees, whose spreading branches impart an all-embracing calm.

Throw a 2: Towngas (M$1.5 million). Then a 6 to dodge Go To Jail and wind up at Ocean Park (M$3.2 million). Is Disneyland better? The jury’s out. Still, if you’re in this particular neighbourhood, Wong Chuk Hang lays on rather more sophisticated ways to pass the time.

As part of an extensive buffet of options, Artjamming, in the Yally Industrial Building, invites all comers to have a go at painting a masterpiece, and there are upmarket second-hand clothes stores, a clutch of smart places to eat and a host of art galleries.

The final throw leads to The Peak (M$4 million), which anyone who has ever been bold enough to venture to will tell you resounds to the clatter of selfie sticks and the metaphorical ker-ching, ker-ching of souvenir shops’ cash registers.

However, all these pale in comparison with a Heliservices helicopter trip aboard a twin-engined MD 902 Explorer, which starts at HK$16,400 for an 18-minute flight – the “Victoria Harbour Experience” that takes in the Victoria Harbour skyline before heading “down and around the beaches and bays of South Hong Kong Island”.